Rami stole Asher's fork at breakfast this morning.
The injustice was so horrific
that even when David got Rami a new fork,
and returned Asher's to him,
the outcry continued.
In a Clinton-esque move, David extended a treaty of extra syrup for the waffles.
It didn't help.
As for me? I just kept snapping pictures.
After all, such incomprehensible injustice really must be documented.
You know, for the greater good and all.