How to Trayf up a Kitchen

Attention Jewish Mothers of Toddlers:

Would you like to keep a meticulously (or even sorta) kosher kitchen?

Too bad!

It seems that the desire to trayf up* a kitchen comes naturally to my curious toddler.

(It's a good thing he's

so cute while doing it.)

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*Render non-kosher by bringing in pork, mixing meat and dairy dishes, or something similarly horrific to a working Ima trying to keep some sense of kashrut in her kitchen.